I found these knock-knock jokes about American Politics really funny.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Stephen Lynch - Comedian who sings
Really funny as comedian who writes and sings funny songs instead of making jokes and punchlines.
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My Rememberer Is Broke
My forgetter’s getting better,But my rememberer is brokeTo you that may seem funnyBut, to me, that is no joke For when I’m “here” I’m wonderingIf I really should be “there”And, when I try to think it through,I haven’t got a prayer!
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Read some Funny Jokes !
Read some really funny jokes submitted by others. Pretty entertaining. If you have a great joke, you can add too. Take a look.
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Really Funny Playground Elephant Joke
I just read this (http://digg.com/offbeat_news/World_s_hottest_chili_to_repel_elephants_2) and was hoping that it was about elephants eating chillies cos our Really Funny Playground Elephant Joke would have been sooo appropriate.
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Jokes: Funny quality Jokes
Jokes at this place are quality jokes. This place really have funny jokes. Didnt think a good place initially becuase of the layout and no spaces in the jokes but it does make feel good or twist your mood. Really Cool jokes. Not a good layout though.But who cares about the layout if you have a really good time reading the fun jokes.
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Here's your sign.
"I always thought Bill Engvall made those jokes up... Not any more."A short funny little blog about a really stupid question.
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funny, useful phone numbers
some of those numbers can be used between friends as jokes but some come really handy if you think about it seriously! the most interesting ones are those for telemarketers
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
The Chaser's War On APEC
Security breach, or just a really well orchestrated prank? Either way, it’s funny as hell. Kind of makes a joke of the security that has been put in place at APEC.
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Kanye West Knows How To Take A Joke. Even on TV!
Super Big Mouth Kanye West can take it just as well as he dishes it out. The controversial Rap Star spoofed his VMA hissy fit on ‘SNL’ last night , and it was really funny.
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Very funny videos
This is a really site that is update each day with really funny videos picture and jokes
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Guide to making your own slasher flick
A funny "guide" on how to make a slasher flick. Really more of a joke on how all slasher film franchises are really generic recycled material.
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Funny Riddles
Funny riddles are jokes really, but they still give you a chance to exercise your brain. A riddle after all, is just a form of lateral thinking puzzle. It leads you in one direction, but requires that you think in another to figure it out. Laughter, too, is good for the brain. Okay, I am waiting for the research on that, but it will be
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Pretty Funny Random Joke Generator
It's a random blonde joke generator on the main page and then its got a bunch of other jokes. a lot of it still being worked on but the jokes that are up, are really funny!
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how the computer created
it is the unreal story of stupid funny jokes that will make you really laugh...just read it, and you'll be happy..
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How a marriage really works (Very funny joke)
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. ....
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100 Worst Locations of All Time(Comic List)
100. The Great WAL-Mart of China THE store with the longest aisle in history serves as the quintessential example of how the ramparts of tradition have fallen siege to the construction of modern Chinese economy. 99. The North Pole98. The Wreck of the Titanic ....................Its really funny ,Making joke of all places
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Monday, November 26, 2007
The World According to Arnold - Funny Quotes
"I'll be back.", "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.", "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!"
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Boys busted over Boobs on Bikes
A GROUP of New Zealand schoolboys who wagged school to watch topless men and women parade on motorbikes. "It was worth it," the paper quoted Year 12 student James Hardy as saying. "It was funny as."
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Funny things females say without knowing it.
When it comes to quotes, context does not matter. Most of the time we don't pay attention to them, but certain people have developed hears and can spot the right sentence. Here are a collection of them.
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67 y.o. man shot his wife and calls police [audio clip]
this has to be the most disturbing yet funny 911 calls ive ever heard. some of the quotes include "Honey? are you alive or dead?"
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700 pound woman rescued from bathroom after cutting piece of wall out
Title says it all. Funny quote from article: "Initially, firefighters had requested a forklift or some other piece of commercial-style equipment to lower her out."
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Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator To Say
There are times when computers go wrong, a list of funny quotes of what you shouldnt here from a system administrator. 1) Undelete, UNDELETE 2) Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST! ....
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Steve Jobs Meeting Quotes (Funny) & Apple iTV video rentals
Quick article about a shareholders meeting conducted today in which Job's bashes Apple, and hints towards and Apple iTV video rental service as well as HD Video for iTunes.
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Random Philosophical Quotation Generator
Funny and deep, this addicting little game creates completely random philosophical quotes about life, love, justice, and other abstract nouns. Here's one:"What is success without any pleasure? Marriage."--Sophocles
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A Tumblelog of the funny stuff one guys sees all day on the Internet
Pheral Walk is a collection of the funny stuff one guy sees as he rambles around the Internet. It is a tumblelog powered by Tumblr, is updated daily, and contains pictures, videos, quotes and hilarious links.
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Japanese TV Tetris game
Heres a very funny video, I dont what its all about, it represents some game show though but its quite funny. Techcrunch has quoted this under the " Secret training of Nintendo "
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Why do "journalists" insist on saying the iPhone costs $2000?
I always find it funny when columnists list the iPhone’s cost as somewhere around $2000, instead of the $499-$599 it sells for. Well, not funny, really. I find it confusing and frustrating, actually, and I am beginning to question their motives.
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Our Bodies, Our... What?
Funny short article about a boob, and the US's puritanical veiw of the human body. Check out the quote from the mom in Belton, Texas. Priceless.
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Amusing Sex Quotes from various celebrities
Just some funny quotations about an amusing topic. Some stupid, some insightful, all amusing.I especially liked the one from James Woods.
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SES 2006 Google Dance Video
Earlier this morning a video was uploaded to YouTube which was a video of the Google Dance with a few funny clips and quotes in there.
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Nietzsche Family Circus
What do you get when you cross random quotes from Friedrich Nietzsche and The Family Circus? Check some of the funny samples here.
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Funny Quotes about Death by Famous people
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”Woody Allen.
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Bushisms: Stupid George Bush Sayings, Funny Quotes, Gaffes
George W. Bush has come up and said some of the most bizarre, hilarious and dumbest things imaginable. Here's some of them...
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Conspiracy LOL
Crazy and funny conspiracy theorist quotes. Sort-of like a Bash.org or Fundies Say the Darndest Things only for conspiracy theorists.
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The Funniest Moments from the 2008 Campaign Trail
Humorous highlights from the 2008 presidential campaign, including the funniest quotes, late-night TV appearances by the candidates, the best debate zingers, and other funny moments.
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SOA Facts
Funny stuff to quote from faced with that earnest consultant pushing their humongous SOA/ESB/TLA stack. "Guns don't kill people, the SOA WS-* stack kills people."
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writesomething - creative news service
write, quote, make new, copy, remember, something useful, funny, short, ordinary, interesting, boring, sad, honest, beautiful, fake, new, unusual - on this interesting site
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Funny quotes from the past that people used to think were true
I guess it's hard to predict the future accurately. Here's what some people in the past had to say about their future.
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Schneier: “Did you know they have special rules for monkeys?”
Funny article in the NY Times about airport security. Lots of great quotes from computer security legend Bruce Schneier.
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Quotes from IRC chatrooms.Funny.
get oral_sex_training_video.mpg Oops wrong window.Just a sample.Didnt know what topic to put it under.
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Dog Quotes - Real or Nonsense?
Our canine friends have been the focus of many sayings and quotes over the years. Some are funny, some are silly, and some just make good sense. Let's take a closer look:
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Courtney Cox says a boner is not a reason to wake a woman up!
Funny quote from Esquire's "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" column.
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Bitchslap TV - Oy with the Poodles Already: The End of "Gilmore Girls&
A final farewell to a show that made a legion of fans happy. Snappily written and funny.
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Top 10 geek quotes, sans-cheese
There are some nauseating stereotypes for the language of the geek out there. Last week I compiled a list of the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy geek office slang terms on the face of the Internet. But today, I have 10 geek quotes that are funny for being funny, not funny for being retarded.
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Funny Quotes about Finances
These are some quotes taken from various well known figures throughout the years that may reflect how we feel about financial issues. It has some funny comments on things like debt, how important money is, and different funny views of finances. Check it out and you'll defiantly get a laugh or two.
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Sex, Drugs, and Stock Quotes. Why spam sucks!
Spam is everywhere, and more and more often it is in our work email. There are three major types of spam. You've got Sex Sites, Drugs, and Stock Quotes - this article explains all of them with a twist. Really funny article.
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What is your fav Mourinho quote?
I really hate Mourinho, but his quotes are damn funny! although most of them are just irrational & arrogant claims. He has got the ability to say stupid things and make them look clever and himself look smart.
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Alfonso's bad joke of the day 2/07/07
This hillbilly was fucking his sister.When all of a sudden, she started giggling."What's so funny?", he asks."You fuck like daddy.", she answers.
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Real funny quotes from insurance claims
The biggest and best list of funny insurance claims forms gaffes. Real amusing motor insurance claims forms gaffes have been making us laugh for decades. Here are the best funny insurance claims all in one list.
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Writers' Quotes - A Superb Joke!
These are some Quotes by Writers, which are really funny...so head on to the page and read them, because it'll give you a very good laugh! Read More...
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10 Movie Quotes of Pure Comedic Gold (with Audio!)
A list of ten hilarious movie quotes (with sound) that will tickle your funny bone and get your teeth grinning. Are your all-time favorites on the list? Only one way to find out...
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Operating system quotes
A collection of funny quotes about Operating Systems by the industry leaders, One of my favourites: "See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard, too." (Linus Torvalds)
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Cat vs. Ceiling Fan
I don’t know is this is sick or funny. But I did laugh. A couple of apparent goofballs put a cat toy on a string and then onto a ceiling fan. The cat could not resist going for it. The results are, well..you’ll see. "previous was a quote by John C. Dvorak"
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Funny 1989 Preview Of Next-Gen Consoles
Retro 1989 video game preview for the TurboGrafx16, Genesis, GameBoy and Lynx. Includes priceless quotes like "The Genesis graphics are almost like a painting!". The video quality suffers a bit in a few spots, but the sound is in-tact. You gotta see this haha!
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Some of the Best Bushisms - Not New but Very Funny
This video features a sample of well known "Bushisms". Here the leader of the free world demonstrates his Reagan like oratory skills in one blooper after another. His famous quote which rivals that of Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address goes: "America needs a military where our breasts and brightest are proud to serve".
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Kid Cries from a Maze
Quote from the YouTube submitter: " You gatta cheak this out! its really fun You gatta cheak this out! its really funny!! A bit mean tho."
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Risky quotes on TV!
Some funny quotes from famous people about television. Includes this classic, "“A medium that has brought murder back into the home, where it belongs” ... do you know who said this?
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Funny Baby Captions
Get the very best baby captions, videos, jokes and quotes at www.babybeheavior.net
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Funny Animations by Online Animation Students
The animations have quotes from famous movies and TV shows and are hilarious (especially the iPod spoof)! The students studied animation at an online school taught by animators working at Pixar, ILM, Disney, etc. These look like animations you would see in movies, not animations created by students online!
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Saturday, November 24, 2007
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson has strong words for Chuck Liddell : ShoutFan
Here is a video of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson speaking directly to Chuck Liddell. I have seen this video before but someone brought something funny to my attention. My favorite quote from Rampage in this video is “I am the only loser who can make excuses.” Besides some of the stuff Rampage says is very weird, if you listen closely you can hear someo
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Funny Angry Video Game Nerd - Quote of the Week. Street Fighter 2
Last summer, (2006) There was a feature on Screwattack.com called Movie Quote of the week, as my Angry Nerd character I hosted 4 of them and I'll be posting them all on YouTube within a month. I think everybody now knows that the new nerd videos have been picked up by GameTrailers.com. So this is just a treat for my YouTube subscribers. You guys ma
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Fire in the Fox News newsroom!
This is quote funny. In the middle of an interview the fire alarms sound off. Shep is probably the only reason to watch Fox News, he's pretty funny on how he handles this.
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Hundreds of Critical Scientology Videos all on one website
The funny thing is that this site looks exactly like the 'Church' of Scientology's official website, scientology.org. It's only a matter of time before the site is shut down so check it out now while it's still up. The web site also includes great news articles and priceless L Ron Hubbard quotes like, "Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer."
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Funny Quotes By Dan Quayle
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
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Things my Boyfriend Says
Incredibly dumb, often sexist, however, sometime very funny quotes from a woman's somewhat thick boyfriend.
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Funny Doctors Quotes
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
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20 Funny HA-HA quotes of Steven Wright
A lot of these are just great, especially the last one about Barbie and her friends.
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Funny vegetarian quotes
My fave: "Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog with a condom on it."
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Memorable movie quotes from Spider-Man 3 =)
Remember that? 'Oh, look at little Goblin junior... 'Gonna cry?' oh that was so funny
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Amusing IT Stories - episode 18 - sounds like a bagpipe slowly deflating in
This weeks episode has wham bars, he man cartoons, poker videos, funny google videos. It has a link to the classic Chuckie egg. Funny stories on the internet, quotes of the week and tells you why policeman are called pigs. Plus there are some cartoons and lots of other stuff
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Best Random Quote Ever
During a rousing game of "random quotes" my friend Tabitha spontaneously summed up the meaning of life and the universe in one quote. In fact, it may be a scary look into what the future of robotics and AI may have in store for us... Well, it was funny a least.
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20 Hilarious Customer Quotes - Straight from the Help Desk
A Computerworld Shark Bait reader shares funny quotes from the last two years as a cable and internet support tech.
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Classic sporting Quotes
Some funny sporting quotes with the history behind them. 'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'(Ron Atkinson)
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Random assortment of quotes.
A short collection of witticisms, wordplays and quotes that I'm pretty sure I came up with myself, but may not be funny at all.
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Star Trek Motivational Posters- PICS & Hilarious Quotes
Those black posters with life lessons only with funny Star trek quotes! Make sure to read all 4 pages!
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Hilarious and Sad Jesus Camp Quotes with Video Clips
The funnest documentary ever about kids going to Jesus summer camp. It's funny because these people are serious and this page documents the quotes of the film.
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Elevator prank on all these guys - Funny to see how they react to the Girls
What would you do in this situation? -- Best quote from this video... "This is my lucky Day isn't it?" - Actually it isn't you got PUNKED.
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Favorite Sports Quotes
From Muhammad Ali to Yogi Berra, the sports world has no shortage of great quotes, both inspiring and funny. Here are two of my favorites:
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Funny SMS Text & Bar Jokes Pinoy Love Text Quotes Pinoy Jokes
Text Unlimited. A Collection of Text Messages, Love Quotes, Movie Quotes, Beautiful Quotes and Sayings, Pinoy Jokes, SMS Greetings, Funny SMS, Cute Love Poems, Bar Jokes, Rude Jokes, and yes, some funny and cool Videos, too!... Enjoy!
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Video: Jimmy Fallon sings "Car Wash for Peace" on 'The View'
http://beyondthenews.salem.cc/ SNL's Jimmy Fallon wrote this funny song to raise money for FisherHouse.org. This organization provides free or low cost lodging to veterans and military families receiving treatment at military medical centers.
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funny free monologues
The term quot;inner monologue quot; refers to the thoughts which are occuring in a person s head, regardless of what words may be coming out of their mouth at the same time.
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[Quotes] Funny Quotes By American Presidents
My favourite is "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." By Jimmy Carter
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Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Here are some of his quotes which you'll found funny.
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Funny Bird!
Bibi says "Badges? We don't need no badges. We don't need no stinkin' badges!!"(A quote from Humphrey Bogart's classic movie The Treasure of the Sierra Madre performed by Bibi the bird.)
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Funny Famous Quotes about Beer!!
20 quotes from famous people such as Abe Lincoln, Ben Franklin, Plato and many others about our favorite drink. Funny read.
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Zen and the art of being Badass: The Way Of The Swayze
Funny philosophical compilation of Patrick Swayze's memorable '80's characters and quotes.
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Funny quotes from celebs on a special philosophy
funny quotes like:"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin
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Some very funny and totally wrong predictions of the past
ollection of quotes that turned out to be very wrong. Many of the quotes are from very famous and respectable people.
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Compilation Of Funniest Tyson Quotes
Over the last 20 years Mike Tyson has seen a lot of ups and downs. The one thing that has been a constant is his endless supply of funny/crazy quotes. Heres a compilation of his best moments.
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The source for Funny Pictures, Funny Videos, Funny pictures, Funny Stuff, F
The source for hundreds of free funny pictures, videos, jokes, quotes, cartoons, and games, including a weird warp celebrity gallery.
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Funny Document Outlining Sprint anti-iPhone battle plan Leaked
The document notes that Sprint staffers "are being told to expect an initial drop of up to 6 percent of their current 'smart phone' customers" beginning with Friday's iPhone launch. One of the most entertaining anti-iPhone talking points is this little gem, quoted directly from the document : ""We have many handsets that are MP3 players."
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Hilarious dating video
An old but very funny dating video. The following quote just says it all.... "I would like a woman that can just get down and bowl"
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Random Funny Quotes
This web page displays random quotes, nearly all funny. NOTE: Some are inappropriate, so be warned. Enjoy! Another note: Posted in Television as there is not a Web Humor section.
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Pushing Ann Coulter's Button
This is funny as hell. Ann Coulter has her own doll with 30 of her so called greatest quotes. I might buy one just for the historical value down the road.
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Hilarious Video of Ukrainian giving advice - mostly bad advice....
OK, so he probably isn't really Ukrainian but some of the quotes from this are damn funny.
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Hicks on COPS are funny!
This is a great clip from cops, it has so many good quotes... what other shows have "so I rode my lawnmower over there..."
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Funny Facebook Status Quotes
letting all know whats going on in you r crazy head. some funnies & some plain weird.
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Funny Quotes from Dark Angel: Designate This
A collection of funny quotes from the tv series dark angel starring Jessica Alba..episode: Designate This
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Funny Gilmore Girls Quote: Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
A collection of funny quotes from Gilmore Girls episode: Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel.
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Funny Quotes from Smallville Episode: Transference
A collection of funny quotes from the tv series Smallville episode: Transference starring Tom Welling, Kristin Kreuk, Erica Durance..
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Top Futurama Quotes (with Video Clips) - Hilarious.
Funny listing of the a favorite set of 5 quotes from Futurama with embeded video clips for each quote.
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20 hilarious geek quotes
Very funny geek quotes and jokes. Some old, some new.There is no place like 127.0.0.1 :)
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(Love Quotes) Manny Coon Gives A Commencement Speech ..Very Funny!
Congratulations to all graduates! Here's for you and especially for those who stood up their Alma Mater.
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Some very funny and totally wrong predictions of the past
ollection of quotes that turned out to be very wrong. Many of the quotes are from very famous and respectable people.
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Evan Almighty movie quote collection
Best quotes from this great and funny movie with high-quality screenshots. - You want to build a boat? ...
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13 Variations to the famous quote "To err is human, to forget, divine"
Really funny how the same quote varies incase of computers, commerce, animals etc.
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Have to see video "John Petrucci Phycho Execises 4"
This video is so funny you have to see it.http://www.forumeter.com/video/924/John-Petrucci-Phycho-Execises-4
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Video: Eric Schwartz - "Keep Your Jesus Off My ......"
Funny video about religious tolerance (oxymoron, I know). If you are of the religious right variety, you probably don't want to watch this. Should raise some good discussion though :)
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20 Funny Quotes About Sex
These are 20 funny quotes about sex made by comedians such as Jerry Seinfeld, Billy Crystal and Steve Martin and even Former First Lad, Barbara Bush. Check these out, they are really funny!
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How's My Driving? (Skit)
Funny "Dukes Of Hazzard" Spoof! Take A Ride With The New Rally Car Driver Of Hazzard County! This Kid Can Drive! Produced by Jeff LaCroix
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Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
Funny celebrity quotes... Must see!!!"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
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Despair Quotes
Some 'demotivational' Posters this dude made from using the online tool at the DIY section of the dispair.com site. He takes a quote and puts a pic and title with it and comes up with some funny stuff.
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Google Gadget Bash.org Quotes
This Google Gadget displays quotes from Bash.org. Bash.org has all kinds of funny quotes from IRC conversations. You can display the Top quotes, the Latest quotes or Random quotes and choose how many quotes are displayed. The cool thing about this gadget is that the quotes are displayed inline, instead of just the link to the quote like others do.
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Google Gadget Bash.org Quotes
This Google Gadget displays quotes from Bash.org. Bash.org has all kinds of funny quotes from IRC conversations. You can display the Top quotes, the Latest quotes or Random quotes and choose how many quotes are displayed. The cool thing about this gadget is that the quotes are displayed inline, instead of just the link to the quote like others do.
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Funny Quotes -" when I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
Funny Quotes -" when I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"Easy to share quotes
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Is Yahoo finance amateur? They are incorrectly reporting NFI as up!!
NFI is down 2.67 after a split!!!! Are Yahoo finance and www.nasdaq.com jokers?http://www.wilshire.com/quote.htmlhttp://finance.google.com/finance?q=nfiWilshire and google have it right.Be funny if someone bought a lot of NFI off of this info!!!
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"Going to Arby`s, that to me is shock. That is shock behavior."
"That`s not callous and casual."And I like going to Arby's. I hope this becomes their next slogan.This quote is from last night's Nancy Grace show. Out of context, it proves even the most horrible tragedy will have its absurd funny moments.
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Birthday Jokes
Some pretty funny birthday jokes and humor. Cute funny video from Grey and touching quote from Mark Twain.
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Funny Celebrity Quotes
Here's some funny quotes from your favorite Hollywood celebrities that were made this year.
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Confirmed: Brian Griese IS Bill Lumbergh
Absolutely amazing side-by-side of Brian Griese and Bill Lumbergh. Some funny quotes from the movie incorporated with Rex Grossman too.
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The bipolar sexual habits of pregnant women
Story about changes in sexual behavior during pregnancy and what to expect and when. Has some funny quotes from pregnant women.
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The bipolar sexual habits of pregnant women
Story about changes in sexual behavior during pregnancy and what to expect and when. Has some funny quotes from pregnant women.
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Ten Funny Quotes By Linus Torvalds
Ten funny quotations by Linus Torvalds collected from various sources all over the Web.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Funny quote collection from Friends
Best quotes from Friends, season 1, episode 1, with screenshots! Check this out, it is so funny =)
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Funny quote collection from Friends
Best quotes from Friends, season 1, episode 1, with screenshots! Check this out, it is so funny =)
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10 Funny Quotes to Remember
Very Funny Quotes, Heres and example.Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot.
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Technical Quotes - Related to Programming
Quotes from some of the well know programming gurus and book authors. Some of these are really funny :).
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Microsoft quotes
Some interesting, and somewhat biased quotes about or from Microsoft. Funny stuff.
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Donkey Booty
From the source: "I paid some Iraqi kid 5 dollars to ride his donkey, this is a good one. I then put it to some funny music."
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Top 10 Humorous and Funny Quotes
The funny quotes will give you a wonderful chuckle -or perhaps even a deep belly laugh. Enjoy these funny quotes from our 'Top 10' Lists of Favorites.
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The Best Funny Quotes
Some of the best funny quotes: 1) The army's is like an fps but with better graphics ...
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Yoppi!!
This is from the hidden camera show "Just for laughs&quot just watch, its very funny.
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Blogger Detests Quote Abuse
Isn't it "funny" how something can "really annoy" you for ages and then you discover via "the Internet" that the same thing "really annoys" thousands of "other people," too?
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AllSMSJokes.com-Funny SMS Collection
Largest Collection Of Funny SMS Jokes On Internet For You To Text Message On Your Cellphones Or Mobiles and Internet Messaging.A Lovely Funny SMS, Urdu SMS , Romantic SMS Shayari, Funny SMS Jokes, Online SMS, Love SMS, Friendship SMS, Friends SMS, Miss You SMS, Flirt SMS, Islamic SMS, Pashto SMS, Quotes, Eid SMS, Love Poems, Cute Gratis SMS
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Funny SMS in English, Urdu, Punjabi and Hindi
A large text message collection of funny sms and love sms txt messages, ranging from funny jokes, funny sms, funny love sms, family sms, sms, greating sms, friendship sms, mobile sms, quotes, english and urdu funny sms, text insults to sweet love poems.
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What Google's CEO Eric Schmidt REALLY Thinks About VIACOM
Some funny "translated" quotes by Google CEO Eric Schmidt on the VIACOM lawsuit, and an interesting look at Google and startup Imeem's contrasting approach to content.
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Secrets on Writing - Free Requotable Quotes for Internet Writers
Original quotes, when used at the beginning or at the end of an article provide a touch of class. At the least, it will make your article different from the thousands of articles filed daily. It can be witty, satirical, funny or just a different opinion on current issues. Perhaps, it could be an outrageous prediction that even no expert will...
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JOHNNY GADDAAR is a caper thriller 'mantra' - Sriram Raghavan
Expect some of the most quotable and harmlessly funny quotes to come from Sriram Raghavan whose JOHNNY GADDAAR releases today.
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Funny new podcast
This is a funny podcast I heard this weekThe episode includes Quotes of the week, starting waffle, reviews, topical amusement and more of everyone's and some stand up comedy
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eBay Feedback:This experience made me think twice about beating my wife?!?!
So, there i was checking this seller recent feedback as i was interested in purchasing few items from him when i stumbled upon very funny or rather very disturbing feedback left from one of the buyers.Quote: "Great eBayer. In fact,this experience made me think twice about beating my wife"
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George Bush Funny Quote
When campaigning for president in the fall of 1999, George Walker Bush was asked by a reporter to name the leader of Pakistan. The Yale history major, Class of 1968, could not. His famous reply:
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Comedy Football
Short video, showing how one beautiful game can be extremely funny with proper players. And, real life football quotes from a famous people from a football world.
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My Mama Didn't Take Birth Control & All I Got Was This Shitty Life
New funny line of merchandise with the above quote.birth control, choice, eccentric, eclectic, feminism, feminist, feministing, freethinker, life, mama, pill, prochoice, quotations, quotes, science, shitty
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quotebloat.com open
A site with a mission to become the youtube of quotes. This site is made to catalog user submitted quotes: a repository of predictions, funny observations, overheard things, poignant ideas etc
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Top 20 Funny Homer Simpson Quotes
"With around two decades of The Simpsons (Shouldn’t Homer he be about 60 by now?!?) it’s not easy to pick out the top 20 funny quotes by Homer Simpson, but we couldn’t help but give it a try"...
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Norbit
Norbit is a comedy which can make almost anybody laugh. It starred Eddie Murphy, who as usual plays more than one character. I think you'll be able to tell which characters he plays. This movie has some very funny parts and actually can make the light-hearted person feel sad at some points. You may feel "attatched" to the character N
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Funny Quotes in Images
Funny Quotes in Images: i have not seen on net such images its tremendous images.. it made me lot of laugh hahahahthey are realy coool man,
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Saturday's Funny Movie Quote - "Dumb And Dumber"
Too many to choose from but here we go,Harry: Where did you get those?Lloyd: I bought them when we filled up.Harry: We are supposed to talk about all expenditures Lloyd; we are on a very tight budget..
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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - probably one of the funnyest vide
“Silence! I kill you!” - this is just one very funny quote from the video, the video is filled with great jokes and it really impressed me, everything looks so real: the accent, the way jef is having a conversation with Achmed…everything!
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Computer Sayings
Too good!Cool and funny quotes about computers,internet,programming etc.Its very funny to read.Every sentence has a great sense of humor.
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Need a drink? This will tell you how to do it
Drinking games, drinking recipes, drinking quotes, and a bunch of other funny stuff.
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Bushisms: Funny George Bush Quotes - Updated Frequently
A hilarious running compilation of the dumbest things President Bush has ever said.
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Funny Money Quotes for this Weekend
Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop....
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Animation Mentor launches their Fall Student Showcase!
These students studied under animators from Pixar, Disney, ILM, etc and their work is quite funny. There are numerous animated quotes from movies and TV shows (including The Office) along with some funny acting and body mechanics shots. The animation is phenomenal, especially considering it is from an online school!
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Pinoy Text Messages Quotes and Jokes
Love Quotes SMS Text Messages, Tagalog Love Quotes, Visayan Love Quotes, Filipino Love Quotes, Pinoy Jokes SMS Text Messages, Funny Jokes, Tagalog Jokes, Visayan Jokes, SMS Jokes, SMS Love Quotes, Romantic Qoutes, Inspirational Quotes, Green Jokes, Visaya Jokes, Bisaya, Friend Qoutes, Bisaya Funny Jokes, Bisaya Jokes, Filipino Jokes, Philippines T
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Valve Quote "Play in the Team Fortress 2 beta right now!"
Play in the Team Fortress 2 beta right now! - I just think it is kind of funny that we pre-ordered and paid money this last week to only be left out in the cold (in terms of communication) from Valve. I mean if there is a problem just tell us.....
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Blogger `exposes’ annoying quote abuse
Isn’t it “funny” how something can “really annoy” you for ages and then you discover via “the Internet” that the same thing “really annoys” thousands of “other people,” too? The blight that Bethany Keeley exposes on her “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com) is of a benign sort, of course, nothing like global w
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AIR Equation: The 3-Part Formula For Happiness. funny baby photo
Baby photo from blog website with a variety of postings on happiness, inspiration, acceptance, and respect. Famous quotes old and new in the making, advice, celebrity interviews, stories, comics, pictures, photos
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GREAT Funny Computer Quotes
Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree.I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!Intel: We put the um… in Pentium.Java is, in many ways, C++−−.Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.Lots more on the site...
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OMG@Urban Foraging! Harvesting Dinner and Snacks From The City!!
Good read about foraging for food in various environments. Funny quote, 'You know the type (if sensitive to baseless stereotypes, look away now): usually a couple, Crocs/Birkenstock-wearing, Prius/Subaru/Volvo-driving, probably just reproduced and carting their spawn around in a stroller equipped with shocks and off-road tires...' hilarity ensues.
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Funny Search Queries
I couldn’t believe what people search for until I checked my logs recently. So many funny queries I ran across I just said to myself “you people gotta see this”. Ofcourse I won’t list all of them because that would take me a century to complete but I’ll pick out some funny and weird quotes that made me laugh.
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Heidi Montag Hilarious Quotes of the Day
Heidi Montag says some funny things on interview for the upcoming issue of Blender magazine, can’t wait to read the whole thing! And yes Heidi is playing a character in the ‘reality’ show 'The Hills'.
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ATTN: Apple FanBois - Your friends are turning on you!
This is so funny. How does it feel to have your loyal fan base turn on you?. And so quickly. Quotes like, " ... " make reading the blogosphere so fun these days when its happening to all of the suckers that bought into Steve Jobs and talk down to Microsoft and Linux consumers.
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Funny Quote of the Day (20th Nov’07)
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.- Richard Dawkins
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Yes it's a T-shirt quote, but it's also one hell of a T-shirt quote
Funny and oddly deep quote on a T-shirt, if you don't agree explain in comments.
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David Gest Quotes - The Orange Playlist
David Gest Thursdays guest of Jayne Middlemiss on the Orange playlist.. Controversial outspoken funny
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some funny quotes and conversations with our lovable CHAT BOT
Some funny quotes and conversations with our lovable but slightly demented chat room robot named Tabot. He learns from peoples chatter and talks to anyone in the room when no one else is there. If you are in the room and want to talk to Tabot, say "come tabot" without the quotes and then start talking.
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Christian Fundamentalist gets made fun of at University of Iowa
"More Wicked than Hillary Clinton!" - Just one of the quotes by this woman. She is crazy. "She liked to show a lot of CLEAVAGE!"..."GROSS!".It's really funny.
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Funny Quote Of The Day
"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the
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QUOTE by George Burns on Happiness
A funny one about family. From www.AIRequation.org: Home of The 3-Part Formula For Happiness
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On the lighter side of money
Relax with some funny money and business related quotes from around the internet
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Great Quotes From a Programming Prospective
Mooch has written some pretty interesting and funny quotes here. "RAD - Really Anxious Developer"
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Blogger: Use a custom image for your header with this work-around
Article about a work around for people with custom domains using the Blogger service. It also posts a funny link that shows Marie Osmond passing out on Dancing with the Stars.
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Happy New Year SMS 2007 & deepawali sms & orkut Images
Happy New Year SMS 2007, New year greeting sms ,Happy New Year SMS Messages,Funny new year sms , new quotations
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Total Fun World - Enterainment, Collections of Pictures and much more...
Extensive collection of funny pictures, inspirational photos and thousands of images from various categories. You can also submit your pictures.
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Your World. Delivered. at&t'a way ta go
News satire on telecom complicity in illegal wiretapping. Funny graphic image. Spy vs Spy (NSA and at&t)
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Hilarious picture of Hockey game audience!!
Funny Image from audience watching worlds second toughest hockey league, Finnish National League game. As you can see, everybody are so exited!!
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This is a great Kelly Clarkson story.
These guys are really funny. My new favorite blog. You can roll your mouse over the image. one of these bloggers has a very creative crush on Kelly Clarkson.
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Look, men tickling! Hilarious BBC easter egg
Today on the BBC Magazine Monitor, there's a funny easter egg. Look for the 'Daily Mini Quiz' on the Magazine homepage, and find the small image of rugby players. Then, using Web Developer toolbar, disable images and look at the alt text for that image (or view the source of the page and find it).
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Halo 3: Finish Teh Funnies!
A new blog site/image gallery for funny Halo 3 related screenshots and pictures. Submit your own for other visitors to rate and comment on!
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Smart quiz tool to create funny quizzes with images，animations and music
An interesting tools that lets you to make a wonderful quiz in 8 question types，combining rich media into quiz text and provides powerful quiz reporting abilities.
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Toyota RiN - Wierd wheels from Tokyo
A car to make you happier. How? According to Toyota 'The RiN focuses on increased comfort and serene, healthy living. Through their relationship to the vehicle, drivers are encouraged to re-evaluate themselves and, furthermore,... Crucial stuff. Funny write up on a funny car - great images!
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Funny Comics of TQ games
Many funny comics of TQ games ,LOLit is one of them[img]http://images.91.com/news.us.91e/2007/10/28/Ninja5sNRtI0fV1.jpg[/img]
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Top Ten Google Earth Images
Amazing and very funny images that people have discovered while randomly searching Google Earth. The cruise missile is hysterical and the iPod bloke is spooky. I'm straight off to see what I can spy.
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Lets Go Touring
very funny images of going somewhere in a hurry up manner that few of them have forgotten precious things unattended.
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Random Cool Images
Just a bunch of different images, that are pretty funny, or weird, or adorable... Did I just say adorable? Yes I did. Now you have to look to see what I am talking about, don't you?
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Joyce McFadden: How to Address Body Image and the Family Cat
Great suggestions on how to raise a daughter with confidence, and humor. Very funny.
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Funny MySpace Comments
Here are 7 of the funniest and most hilarious comments and images I’ve seen in MySpace...
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Nothing gets in Kid Rock's way
Funny spin on the Kid Rock Waffle House fight. roll your mouse over the image and laugh!
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Samsonite Briefcase Ad
Amazing print Ad of briefcase includes image and comment from the uploader. Nice idea a bit funny.
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Britney Spears hysterical lip surgery
Receding hair lines, ice cream, and her new lips. Roll your mouse over the images. very funny.
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GoDaddy Email Cost Me 7 Hours On Saturday
Funny post about all the machinations with GoDaddy email - images are a hoot, too.
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The New and Improved Image of Scott Guthrie
A funny jib-jab cartoon featuring Scott Guthrie, Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, DHH (ruby), and Scott Hanselman.
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War history as food fights
War history made funny! Gruesome images of war tend to make a person lose his appetite… But when hamburgers, sushi and chicken kebabs do battle, the result is delicious and hilarious. This video gives you a brief walkthrough on war history. “Politics and war take on a whole new flavour!”
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Funny Illusions!
Pictures taken at the right moment, right time and angle produces some hilarious images.
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Marriage Struggle (funny images)
Just after marrying Men start struggling ... See some of the pics clicked while Groom struggles with Bride.
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Wow. Photoshop Can Make For Some Ironic Images (PIC)
This is just too funny ... but sad in a kind of way, too. But funny. And sad. But just a little ... funny.
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Random Image Site
Here is a site that gives a new funny and random image every time you refresh the page. Please enjoy!
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Photographers Are Funny
Wanna laugh a little see these funny images of professional photographers when they tried to click someone else had his eyes on them.
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Pix Combat - Fun Images Battles
Nice and funny web source when you could make one on one image battles. A lot of sport funny images, recently updated with new ones.
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Create your talking picture... Really funny!!
If want to create your funny talking picture, then you must visit this online service blabberize. To start just signup or use guest account for logging in and upload any image with visible face. You will se a flash based online tool.
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Finding Things Adults Can Do - Children (funny images)
Hilarious children images just finding things you just can't imagine .. must see
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Wasting Time Volume 39
He talks about puttin mustaches on posters at work, plus there are a bunch of videos and images that are funny.
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Make a picture funnier
A website to create a funny gif-image from a picture you browse or upload. Really funny, try it urself! ^^
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
Monty Pythons Flying Circus - A bunch of Funny Guys!
These guys are darn right funny! Their funniest movie was the Life of Brian, and followed closely by the Holy Grail. They did some BBC stuff and they have also toured. They put out some of the funniest stuff around. Check it out
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Classic Comedy - Destiny's Child Remix
Funny little movie with Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton and more...an experiment in comedy, dance and some classic clips from the greats
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Top that! Funny Rap Video from an 80s movie
I actually watched 3/4 of this movie while I was bored one time. Funniest video ever. TOP THAT!
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piracy video spoof
A funny video accompanied by a rant, about those "don't pirate videos" warnings they put on movies now.
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"Mexicans, Tonight we dine in San Diego!!" 300 spoof
Funny spoof of the movie 300 with Mexicans running toward the border and they are bringing their cousins.
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SwipeOut - Funny movie by Infosys(Infy) guys
SwipeOut - Beat boredom in 60 seconds. Funny movie made by guys in Infosys(INFY),India.
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http://hoskysvoyage.blogspot.com/2007/10/collection-of-funny-movie-clips-fo
A collection of 5 funny movies for you to watch on friday afternoon, go on treat yourself
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